Fantabulous Beer Reviews

Hello my readers! Boy, do I have a list of awesome beers for you! You definitely need to sample these fabulous ales. But, don't take my word for it...Well. Actually, do take my word for it. Read on!


Sweetwater Blue

This beer is so smooth. The nose is all blueberry muffin, and we all know that is exactly what we want from our blueberry beers! This fruit beer is incredibly smooth and provides flavors of blueberry muffin. If that wasn't enough, the finish is non-existent and allows people to quickly consume vast quantities of these at a time. That combined with its super smooth blueberry flavor makes this a can't miss beer.

Mike's Rating - 9/10


Upland Wheat Ale

Upland Wheat Ale. Upland. Wheat. Ale. Remember that name, as you are remembering the name of greatness. This beer poured really cloudy and I wondered if something was wrong with my beer. It smelled like popcorn, mineral water, and lemons. The taste was ALL cinnamon though. It was like Christmas in my mouth, then tasted like cornflakes. I love cereal. This is a winner, and I will make this a regular staple at my home.

Mike's Rating - 9.5/10


Magic Hat #9 Not So Pale Ale

I am usually not a fan of a lot of Pale Ales. They tend to taste like grass and pine needles. So I was shocked to smell this beer and smell raspberries and peaches. After reading the bottle, I suppose it must be apricots. It tastes like raspberries and apricots too. I wish it was one or the other, as my tastebuds find this beer a little too convoluted. They need to stick to one flavor, but still pretty good.

Mike's Rating - 8.75/10


Green Flash Palate Wrecker

I took a big whiff off this beer and coughed. It smells like grass, mango, and oranges. It just smells hoppy. I gave it a gulp and nearly coughed to death. It is BITTER. Far too bitter for normal humans to endure. Bitter, pine, and grass. Tastes like something a farm animal would want to ingest. On top of that, I got a buzz from just a sip. Come on! I want to drink like, 20 beers Green Flash! At this rate I will have 3.

Mike's Rating - 5/10


Alright. Those are my reviews for this week. I hope you all enjoyed them and please stay away from the Palate Wrecker. For those of you who haven't realized what is going on by now...April Fools! Hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did writing it.